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REALLY STUPID ATTORNYS
(or the “WE HAVE SOME BRAINS” PLEA)
By V. Sun Tzu
www.Fukau.co
January 2012
Codes of Ethics and Conduct do not and shall never interfere with the core operations of our firms. We’re mean-ass attorneys, take crap from nobody, and are smarter than just about anybody. We’re the leave-them-dead-in-the-arena lawyers of Jones Day, SNR Denton, Stroz Friedberg, Day Pitney, Howe Anderson & Steyer, and Pillsbury. If it’s criminal, we know how to do it: twist and misuse the law, slander, file false lawsuit, whatever it takes, baby. (But try and not tell anyone, we’re also really stupid assholes.)
Sherwin Williams (www. Sherwin Williams VS the Nobody .com, www.SherwinWilliamsThief.com ) hires a really stupid law firm, Jones Day (www. Jones Day Corrupt .com). Not only does Jones Day give Sherwin Williams crappy legal advise, Jones Day can’t protect Sherwin Williams’ trademark or IP. Jones Day can’t even protect their own name from misuse or their own IP. Now here’s a retarded-ass Jones Day attorney move. Big Pat McCartan sues Blockshopper because Blockshopper put a link to Jones Day on their website. Big Pat claims that any current Jones Day client, or prospective client, will think that Jones Day sponsors and is a part of Blockshopper. Along comes www. We Betray America .com, puts a hot-link on its website, tells everyone that Jones Day is an essential part of www. We Betray America .com, and openly challenges Big Pat and Jones Day to come and sue them. But the cowards and assholes they are, Big Pat and Jones Day hide under the skirts of Managing Partner, Mama Steve Brogan.
Painting and Decorating Contractors of America, www. PDCA Dishonest .com, hires law firm SNR Denton. On behalf of PDCA, SNR Denton attorney, Samuel Fifer, writes the most stupid, dumb-ass legal document of all time. First, although he’s writing to an individual, he addresses the letter “Ladies and Gentlemen”. Most ludicrous, Attorney Fifer (Little Sammy) demands “an apology and retraction to all members of the PDCA”, and to “anyone else” the “Ladies and Gentlemen” has ever offended. Little Sammy is supposed to send the names of “anyone else.” www.FakingOurEthics.com
Often, when lawyers try to be funny, they usually just brag about how really stupid they are. Current honors go to Eric Stroz, co-founder (along with Edward Friedberg) of Stroz Friedberg. Front man Eric boasts, when bragging about the new law firm, “we’re former law enforcement guys. We have some brains, some muscle. We’re not afraid of adversarial situations.” Well, their “some brains”
sure don’t have any muscle. Eric and Edward hire John Reed Stark to join their inner sanctum. When John-Boy was a SEC attorney, John-Boy was Mama Steve Brogan’s pet attorney and when Mama Steve said jump, John-Boy quashed SEC investigations of Jones Day and client Sherwin Williams. (Well, since Eric and Edward need criminal knowhow and a jump-to-it Mama’s Boy, maybe Eric has “some brains” after all.) But on the other hand, Eric’s “We’re not afraid of adversarial situations” evidences a total lack of even “some brains”. Stroz Friedberg (for all you attorneys, that’s Eric Stroz and Edward Friedberg) lets me call them really stupid assholes. (Not only do they think that’s a complement, but you can probably look for them hiding under Mama Steve Brogan’s skirt.) www .Stroz Friedberg Fraudmen .com www. Scumdregs Of Society .com
Yeah, see all the really stupid attorneys playing in the dirt: you got Steve Brogan, Samuel Fifer, Eric Stroz, Patrick McCartan, James Anderson, Jerald Jacobs, Edward Friedberg, Elliott Portnoy, John Reed Stark, Howard Morris, Ron Olson, John Majoras…and so many more I need a bigger pigpen.
V. Sun Tzu @ AOL .com
Miles On Deck @ AOL .com
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1204 Main Street, #288
Branford, CT 06405
New Mountain Capital
Greenhill Capital Partners II
787 7th Avenue, 49th Floor
300 Park Avenue, 23rd Floor
New York, New York 10019
New York, New York 10022
July 2011, January 2012
Dear Mr. Alok Singh, Managing Director
Dear Mr. Robert Deutsch, Managing Director
In September 2010, New Mountain Capital invested $115 million in Stroz Friedberg and in return, New Mountain Capital received approximately 50% ownership of Stroz Friedberg; the remaining ownership shared by Greenhill Capital Partners II. According to Alok Singh, Managing Director of New Mountain Capital, the key stimulus for this investment is that “Stroz Friedberg is a company with a sterling reputation based on the superior quality of its work and its people.” Although Stroz Friedberg’s expertise in digital forensics and digital risk management may be sterling, Stroz Friedberg also has the reputation for criminal and unethical activity. www. Stroz Friedberg Fraudmen .com
John Reed Stark is a former SEC attorney. As a SEC attorney Mr. Stark used his position of power for personal favor. In 2009, Mr. Stark stopped two official SEC investigations; one against Jones Day, and the other against Sherwin Williams. When first asked about these investigations, Mr. Stark maintained that the investigations were completed but that the results were unavailable. Requests under the Freedom of Information Act revealed that no SEC investigations were ever conducted. When questioned again, Mr. Stark maintained that were no investigations and that if there were investigations, all documents were destroyed. Mr. Stark subsequently lied to US Senators Lieberman and Dodd. Either Eric Stroz and Edward Friedberg failed in conducting due diligence of Mr. Stark, or Stroz Friedberg needed Mr. Stark’s professional connections and his expertise in deceitful and unethical behavior. It’s no wonder that the Stroz Stupid and Friedberg Flam Axiom, refering to “willful incompetence” is widely known in the legal community.
Stroz Friedberg’s relationship with John Reed Stark is certainly repugnant, most likely unethical, and betrays the trust placed in Stroz Friedberg by New Mountain Capital and Greenhill Capital Partners II. Receipt of this document acknowledges both New Mountain Capital’s and Greenhill Partners’ II awareness and acceptance of John Reed Stark’s criminal past and unethical character and his employment by Stroz Friedberg.
My name is Miles. If you don’t know what’s going on, here’s a little background. Sherwin Williams
www. Sherwin Williams VS the Nobody .com and www. Sherwin Williams Thief .com stole a product from me. Jones Day www. Jones Day Corrupt .com, Day Pitney, Howe Anderson & Steyer, PDCA www. PDCA Dishonest .com, SNR Denton tried to shut me down and shut me up. I’m a pit bull Navy vet and I never let go or give up. John Reed Stark, Eric Stroz, and Edward Friedberg put you in the middle of a big stink.
Miles Oravetz
Miles On Deck @ AOL .com
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The STROZ STUPID AND FRIEDBERG FLAM AXIOM
by V. Sun Tzu
www.Fukau.co
January 2012
(from www .Stroz Friedberg Fraudmen .com)
“As always, ethical conscious does not and shall not interfere with the core operations of our firm. As intended, our law enforcement background, especially our FBI pedigree, shields us from unwanted public scrutiny and investigatory action. We are honored to include John Reed Stark as a firm partner. While a SEC attorney, Mr. Stark planned and implemented a criminal conspiracy to stop SEC investigations of Sherwin Williams and Jones Day, and then subsequently lied about to protect himself, Sherwin Williams, and Jones Day. Mr. Stark embodies our firm’s Janus Policy; a public face of integrity, unblemished personal character, and exemplary ethical conduct, and our firm’s internal behavior of deceit and fraud. It is imperative that we maintain our trustworthiness and creditability in the eyes of all current and prospective clients, and especially in the eyes of our investors, New Mountain Capital and Greenhill Partners II.”
The Stroz Stupid and Friedberg Flam Axiom is, of course, named after Eric Stroz and Edward Friedberg, and is the legal community’s recognition of the Stroz Friedberg “Janus Policy”. Their public denial of Mr. Stark’s criminal activities are the watermarks of “willful incompetence” or “contrived stupidity”. The Stroz Stupid and Friedberg Flam Axiom has become the widely accepted legal term for “willful blindness”. (Some attorneys call it “chromosomal stupidity”.) And though Eric Stroz and Edward Friedberg may glory in their legal notoriety, any village idiot knows the Stroz Stupid and Friedberg Flam Axiom is a jackass’ excuse for lie, fraud, and deceit. (Maybe being a card-carrying jackass is the crowning achievement of their lives.)
The Stroz Stupid and Friedberg Flam Axiom also involves “malicious ethical deception”, or “lawless ethics”. This term refers specifically to the intentional misuse of ethics in marketing wherein a fraudulent ethical platform (Code of Ethics and Standards) is established solely to beguile the public and/or investors without consideration of subsequent harm or damage. For Eric Stroz and Edward Friedberg “malicious ethical deception” is common business practice.
www. Scumdregs Of Society .com
STROZ FRIEDBERG, NEW MOUNTAIN CAPITAL, and GREENHILL PARTNERS II
EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT (PARTIAL LISTING)
Eric Stroz
Edward Friedberg
Robert Greenhill
Alok Singh
Raj Gupta
Robert Niehaus
Fredrick Salerno
Scott Bok
Myron Trepper
Ken Buckfire
Jeffery Buckalew
Seth Berman
Erin Nealy Cox
Howard Finkelstein
V. Sun Tzu @ AOL .com
Miles On Deck @ AOL .com
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The STROZ STUPID and FRIEDBERG FLAM REVIEW
www.Fukau.co
By V. Sun Tzu
January 2012
Dumb-on-Target
At Stroz Friedberg, known derisively in the legal world as Stroz Friedberg Fraudmen,(www. Stroz Friedberg Fraudmen .com ) willful incompetence is exalted and purposeful stupidity (others would say, chromosomal stupidity) is deified. Eric Stolz and Edward Friedberg are dumb-on-target, each trying to out-jackass the other in willful blindness/willful ignorance. Since contrived stupidity is so intrinsic to Eric and Edward, the Stroz Stupid and Friedberg Flam Axiom are widely accepted synonyms in the legal and business communities for willful blindness.
Ah…the blissful blindness of willful ignorance. Now really…even the village idiot is stupid enough to know the Stroz Stupid and Friedberg Flam Axiom is a jackass’ excuses for lies and deceit. I know, jackasses like to herd together; there’s Steve Brogan of Jones Day, (www. Jones Day Corrupt .com) Chris Connor and Richard Smucker of Sherwin Williams (www .Sherwin Williams VS the Nobody .com and www. Sherwin Williams Thief .com), Jefferson Glassie of ASAE, Elliott Portnoy and Samuel Fifer of SNR Denton, Jerald Jacobs of Pillsbury, Richard Greene of PDCA (www. PDCA Dishonest .com), the Boards of New Mountain Capital and Greenhill Partners II, and yeah, there’s John Reed Stark and, of course, Eric Stroz and Edward Friedberg. For these willful ignorants, being a jackass is the crowning achievement of their lives. Their total intelligence is their pathetic repetition of “I know nothing”.
V. Sun Tzu @ AOL .com
Miles On Deck @ AOL .com
www. Faking Our Ethics .com
www. Scumdregs Of Society .com
STROZ FRIEDBERG,
NEW MOUNTAIN CAPITAL, and GREENHILL PARTNERS II
EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT (partial list)
Alok Singh
Robert F. Greenhill
Robert Niehaus
Raj L. Gupta
Eric Stroz
Myron Trepper
Ulrika Ekman
Richard Lieb
Scott Bok
Edward Friedberg
Seth Berman
Dhiren Shah
Stephen Key
Howard Finkelstein
Ken Buckfire
John Curran
These are websites of Voices of Freedom:
We Betray America .com
Sherwin Williams Thief .com
Stroz Friedberg Fraudmen .com
Faking Our Ethics .com
Jones Day Corrupt.com
HGTV Deep Throat .com
Scumdregs Of Society .com
Sherwin Williams VS the Nobody .com
Founding Fathers For Freedom 1776 .com
Fukau .co